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Showing posts with label story. Show all posts

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Seeking Submissions for Anthology on Motherhood




Seeking storytellers for an anthology titled Unplanned Motherhood (Perfectly Imperfect Parenting Advice) to compliment a dramedy web series Being released in April 2014. If you'd like to contribute your literary talents, send 2,000 words or less of your best parenting advice. However, it must be funny or compelling. It can be something you didn't expect on your journey as a mother, or some lesson your kids actually taught you, a funny story about your kids and the wisdom gained from it, a lesson learned from your own mother, etc. It should read like a story and not a to-do list. It should inspire, enlighten or brighten the reader's day.

If interested, send your submission to sonnybrookfilms@yahoo.com
Subject: Anthology. Include contact info.

Deadline: March 1, 2014.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Listen to the Free Audio Version of Go the F**K to Sleep

I posted about this cute bedtime story for parents a few weeks ago. I loved the premise of a bedtime story not for children but for tired parents to get to sleep. It is funny, witty and laugh out loud funny at times. If you have a sense of humor, then I think you will enjoy this book.

It is written by Adam Mansbach, who is probably the best known for his popular children's book 'Goodnight Moon and is illustrated by Ricardo Cortes. But now we have the audio version, told by the talented actor Samuel L. Jackson. At the beginning of the recording, Samuel L. Jackson said that in his own experience reading stories to put kids to sleep just doesn't work. Jackson said he used to say "go the f*** to sleep" to his own daughter growing up. Well, now you can take a listen for yourself for free. Tell us what you think about it. Don't forget it's for parents, not kiddies. So enjoy.


Product Details: Amazon

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.


You can also download this audio book version at Amazon's Audible.com for Free. Click HERE.






What do you think about the audio version? Have you read the book?


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P.S. Don't forget to enter this week's book giveaway. Two winners will choose from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, A Visit From the Goon Squad, Divergent or Mama Ruby. Click HERE to enter.

Divergent (Divergent Trilogy)The Girl with the Dragon TattooMama RubyA Visit from the Goon Squad

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Book #6. "Water for Elephants" by Sara Gruen, 52 Books in 52 Weeks

Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen

Water for Elephants is a novel set in the 1930's and present day about an elderly man named Jacob Jankowski. He doesn't remember how old he really is....90 or 93, he's slightly bitter about it as he recounts how he has forgotten. While living in a nursing home, Jacob and some of the elderly women at the nursing home are looking out the window and they tell him that the circus is in town. This triggers Jacob's memories of working and living in a circus. He starts to recount his years spent in a circus called, The Benzini Brothers Most Spectacular Show. The story is narrated by Jacob, alternating from past to present day through flashbacks.

Jacob's story begins with him recounting how he was set to be a veterinarian, but quit school just shy of finishing when his parents died in a car accident. Jacob is devastated and doesn't feel the desire to finish. Jacob has nowhere to go after losing his home, so he hops a train that takes the circus from town to town. As Jacob waits for the nursing home's  visit to the circus, Jacob relives his past in his mind, and the more he does so, the more he recounts the secrets that lie in his past.

Jacob is a likeable character, although in old age, his has become cranky for some odd unexplained reason. I would speculate that he is uncomfortable with being old. There are memorable characters in the story as well. The prominent character being Rosie, the elephant. Jacob was her caregiver and grew very fond of her. The novel also shows us the oppressive hierarchy within the circus, the cruelty shown to animals (which is why Jacob found it hard to leave the circus) and the relationships built and formed inside the circus.

Gruen is a great storyteller. She obviously did some research for this book due to the great lengths she goes to in order to describe circus life with great authenticity. At rare times, it felt like too much research. But the characters as odd and eccentric as they are, are very fascinating. Gruen weaved a gem of a story with humor, love, adventure, murder and loyalty....did I mention murder? I mean, who doesn't like a little suspense? Overall, I thought Water for Elephants was enjoyable. I think the love story between Jacob and Marlena should've been thoroughly developed but otherwise I would highly recommend. Now if only the circus would come to town.

**** 4 STARS

Great Quotes/Excerpts from "Water for Elephants"

"When you are five, you know your age down to the month. Even in your twenties, you know how old you are. I'm twenty-three you say, or maybe twenty-seven. But then in your thirties, something strange starts to happen. It is a mere hiccup at first, an instant of hesitation. How old are you? Oh, I'm--you start confidently, but then you stop. You were going to say thirty-three, but you are not. You're thirty-five. And then you're bothered, because you wonder if this is the beginning of the end. It is, of course, but it's decades before you admit it."

"Age is a terrible thief. Just when you're getting the hang of life, it knocks your legs out from under you and stoops your back. It makes you ache and muddies your head and silently spreads cancer throughout your spouse."

"Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn."

"Now, go shovel some shit."
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